Goblins on the Other Side A girl visits her dead grandmother in Heaven. Creepy and surreal.
Full Metal Octopus A fairy and an octomaid go on the run from the elf yakuza. Pulpy and sexual.
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the bad box a class of fifth graders find themselves at the mercy of an evil and divine teacher. dark and absurd.
snuggle club, a short comedy horror that takes the art of communal snuggling to a whole new extreme. awkward and creepy.
Mousetrap: A group of schoolchildren try to survive an alien invasion inside an abandoned amusement park. dark and meaty.
The chainsaw-hearted boy recruited into Hell’s army by a biomechanical pilot must fight his way through a surreal afterlife to save his wife from slavery. dark and meaty.
never the story of what happens to society after everyone in the world is trapped in an endless time loop. dark and dystopian.
stacking doll the story of a man who falls in love with a Russian nesting doll. dark and surreal.
Parasitic Milk: A travel show producer becomes infected with deadly sexually transmitted parasites after visiting a brothel on an alien planet. body horror sci-fi comedy.
the big meat, a kaiju tribute novel that explores the surreal aftermath of a giant monster attack. dark and gritty.
spider bunny, a group of college kids get trapped inside a 1980s deranged kids cereal commercial. creepy and wacky.
exercise bike the story of a man who transforms into a human exercise bike and the woman who is forced to ride it. wacky body horror.
The terrible thing that happens in a post-apocalypse world, a small community of scavengers must survive by looting a grocery store that is stuck in a time loop. dark and surreal.
every time we meet up at dairy queen, your whole damn face explodes in a child love story and spontaneous face explosions. cute and disturbing.
Biomelting within a toxic wasteland, six strangers find themselves trapped in an abandoned hotel, surrounded by a mysterious black ooze. dark and surreal.
clownfellas six interconnected novellas revolving around the pulpy, surreal clown bozo crime family.
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while gently stabbing me in the face, a sociopathic killer meets an even more sociopathic victim, dark and strange.
Sweet story of a children’s book gone terribly wrong. black humor.
the people of ticks in a city where people live like parasites on the back of a giant animal, a professional sadness creator discovers that his soulmate is a horrible mutant. dark and surreal.
hungry bug in a world where magic exists, spellcasting has become a serious addiction. gritty and meaty.
A bunch of idiotic frat boys get trapped in a cave with subterranean cannibalistic mutants and try to survive not by using their wits but by following the brother code. comical and violent.
quicksand house two children who have never known their parents before, although they live in the same house with them, must fight for survival once their nursery becomes uninhabitable. dark and dystopian.
Mermaid Town An eccentric doctor travels to an isolated town of carnivorous mermaids to investigate a new disease spreading through the herd of human cattle. dark and dystopian.
cuddly holocaust a story of survival set in a world where most of the human race has been wiped out by vicious stuffed animals. apocalyptic and brutal.
hammer wives six novels and short stories.
kill ball, a slasher thriller set in a city where everyone lives in plastic bubbles. dystopian and surreal.
tumor fruit seven castaways stranded on a strange desert island must go to extremes to survive. surreal and disturbing.
the beautiful squirm is franz kafka’s the trial meets an erotic horror version of the blob when a man is forced by law to marry an alien woman that devours its companions. absurd and dystopian.
Armadillo Fists Set in a world where people drive mechanical dinosaurs instead of cars, a female boxer with armadillo hands is on the run from deranged mobsters. meaty and fun.
i got satan’s daughter pregnant, a romantic comedy spoof about a man who finds himself engaged to a succubus who is pregnant with his child. light and satirical.
fantastic orgy a novel plus four stories.
barbarian beast bitches of the wastelands, the sequel to werewolf warriors of the wasteland.
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The morbidly obese ninja, a 700-pound killing machine, must go up against his corporate employers to save a terminally ill child. meaty and fun.
crab town: a strange bank robbery set in a post-nuclear radioactive ghetto. dystopian and relevant.
zombies and shit it’s battle royale meets return of the living dead in a deathmatch survival game where twenty contestants face off against each other in the midst of zombie wasteland. apocalyptic, pulpy and epic.
the kobold mage’s enlightenment dildo +2 a group of adventurers discover that they are actually fictional characters trapped in the worst dungeons & all-time dragon campaign.
satirical and silly.
warrior wolf women of the wasteland, a wonderland book award-winning novel about a three-armed man who finds himself in the middle of a war between a gang of road warriors, werewolves, and mutants from a dystopian version of mcdonaldland.
apocalyptic, pulpy and epic.
the cannibals of candyland a man finds himself imprisoned in an underground world populated by child-eating mutants made of candy. erotic and horrible.
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a spoof of cabin-in-the-woods horror stories where the victims turn out to be far more deranged than the mutant killers who hunt them down.
campy and fucked.
egg man is a survival of the fittest world where humans reproduce like insects, children are owned by corporations and having a ten foot tall brain is a grotesque sexual fetish. dark, dystopian and ugly.
cybernetrix a dark and strange parody of the movie tron where a game world and our world merge into one reality. meaty and amazing.
the faggiest vampire a bizarre children’s book about two rival vampires who compete in a mustache contest to determine who is the faggier. cute and relevant.
The ultra bastards, a landscaper, and a trio of Japanese punks find themselves stranded in a suburban residential community that seems to go on forever. nightmare and absurdity.
adolf in wonderland nazis from an alternate world of absolute perfection go down the rabbit hole into a dark surreal world of chaos and imperfection. absurd and horrible.
sausagey santa a strange christmas story… full of sex and violence. satirical and pulpy.
haunted vagina it’s hard to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead. satirical and absurd.
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