I like big books and letters I can’t lie
oh my god. Becky, look at her ass. is so big. [scoffs] she looks like the girlfriend of one of those rap boys, but who understands those rap boys? [scoffs] just talk about her with her, because she seems like a total whore, okay? I mean, her butt is so big. I can’t believe it’s so round, it’s like, over there, I mean – gross. She looks! she’s so…black!
[sir mix-a-lot:]I like big butts and I can’t lie to you other brothers can’t deny that when a girl walks in with a tiny waist and a round thing on your face you get up, you want to get up strong because you you noticed that the butt was tucked into the jeans she wears. I’m hooked and can’t stop watching. Oh honey, I want to be with you and take a picture of you. My friends tried to warn me, but that ass of yours makes me really hot. ‘-smooth-skin, you say you want to get in my benz? Well, use me, use me because you’re not your average groupie. I’ve seen them dancing to hell with romance. a turbo ‘vette i’m tired of magazines that say flat butts are the thing take the average black guy and ask him he has to pack a lot on his back so guys! (Yes friends! (yeah!) does your girlfriend have the butt? (hell yeah!) tell ’em shake it! (shake it!) shake it! (shake it!) shake that healthy butt! the baby is back!You are reading: I like big books and i cannot lie lyrics
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(the face with the oakland swag) the baby’s back! (the face with the oakland swag) (the face with the oakland swag)
[mr mix-a-lot:] I like them round and big and when I’m throwing a gigi I just can’t help it I’m acting like an animal now here’s my scandal I want to take you home and ugh, double, ugh, ughi he’s not talking about playboy because the silicone parts are made for toys. I want them really thick and juicy. i’m watching dumb dumb rock videos walking like hoes you can have them dumb i’ll keep my women lazy joa a word to the thick soul sisters i want to be with you i won’t swear or hit but i have to be straight when i say i wanna [groan] until Dawn, baby, I got it going A lot of simps won’t like this song because punks like to hit it and leave it and I’d rather stay and play because I’m long. and I’m strong and I’m willing to have friction, ladies! (yes!) ladies! (yeah) if you wanna roll in my mercedes (yeah!) then turn around! Keep firm! even white children have to shout that the baby is back!See Also: 8 St Patrick&039s Day Read Alouds for Your Classroom – A Teachable Teacher
The baby is back! yeah honey… when it comes to women cosmo has nothing to do with my selection. 36-24-36? ha ha, only if she’s 5’3″.
[sir mix-a-lot:]so your girlfriend rolls a slingshot, listening to fonda workout tapesbut fonda doesn’t have an engine in the back of her slingshotmy anaconda wants nothing unless you have buns, hun , you can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don’t lose that butt. You’re fat, well I’m not okay with that! ‘Cause your waist is small and your curves are kicking and I’m thinking of hitting on the lanky ladies in the magazines – you’re not, miss thing! gimme a sister i can’t resist her red beans and rice didn’t miss her a knucklehead tried to cheat cuz her girls are on my list she had a game but she chose to hit ’em and i stopped quick to catch ’em so ladies , if the butt is round and you want a triple x release dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts baby’s back! the baby’s back!(little in the middle but received a lot in return) [4x]