yahoo! answers are dead. but from late 2005 to May 2021, it was the main place to ask questions about, well, everything. you’d get terrible advice, poorly formed and riddled with grammatical errors, but damn, it was fun.
Unfortunately, some questions remain unanswered. That’s why I combed through the internet’s questionable history to make sure everyone got definitive answers about plot holes, reading methods, writing, and how the baby is formed.
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what is the best book of all time?
If you want a surefire way to know you’re an idiot, declare something best of all at any time and in any context.
he said: stephen king’s long walk is the best book of all time. you have to pick a hill to die eventually, right?
what makes david sedaris’s ‘naked’ book funny to you? if you didn’t find it funny (I’m currently in this position) that’s fine too. but please explain why.
honey, if you’re asking for an intellectual explanation of why something is funny, you’re not the target audience for david sedaris.
how important is age in romance novels? It seems like every romance novel I read involves an 18-25 year old woman and a 30+ year old man. Would you read a romance novel if the ages were reversed?
I almost effortlessly managed to find a bunch of romance novels featuring an older woman with a younger man, and here are some of the funniest titles:
- milf: wrong kind of love
- dating a cougar
- the king’s spinster bride
- old enough
- red’s hot bar honky-tonk
- the librarian and the wolf
- the pool boy
- the hero sandwich
Is it a good idea to put the names of people you know in a book? Is there a chance they’ll come after you with torches and vent their anger? Or will they just find it funny?
there is nothing smart about writing a book.
As for putting real people in your novel, here’s the secret: put morons in your books, copy them exactly, but change their names. they will never recognize themselves because assholes seldom recognize that they are assholes.
are there any other good romance books?
I’ve read exactly one: License to Love. But The Librarian and the Wolf, being a milf-y romance, sounds like it might be a hoot.
a poem written on the bus today. you like? the morning after the sun shone on her curly light brown hair her eyes were now closed in a dream nothing could compare her lips the color of blood just under her skin i could sit for hours on end just looking at her angelic face your breasts sit perfectly, neither too big nor too small
I’m going to stop you right here, even though you had so much more.
Enough has been written about “perfect” boobs. Huge, monstrous tits that finally suffocate their owner in her sleep? I’m inside. boobs that are somehow deformed from an accident or something? Yes. Possessed titties where the left is good and the right is mean, and the owner of the tit has to decide which tit to listen to? you bet boobs that shoot battery acid instead of milk? I will go there with you. but don’t give me those goldilocks, just, perfect tit shit. we got it, you saw a good couple of cans. get over.
What should I write my book about? I am looking forward to writing a book. I just don’t know what to write it about. I really enjoy writing stuff about teenage girls getting into trouble (with alcohol, boys, drugs, etc.). I love writing about pregnancy and relationships. In addition, I am interested in writing about adolescents with mental health problems. I also enjoy writing about crime. like detectives solving crimes and stuff.
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you are a true unicorn among writers: someone who has no ideas but wants to do the work of writing.
let’s see… a troubled teen meets a guy. the guy is a vampire, but he’s also an alcoholic, so he only feeds on people with shit faces (it’s the only way he can consume alcohol, mixed with human blood). however, he does not kill, he only consumes enough to get drunk. then one morning a bunch of bodies are found with puncture wounds to the neck. the vampire swears to his girlfriend he had nothing to do with it, but he has no alibi and passed out at the time because it was a 50 cent night at a local hipster bar, and skinny drunk hipsters are the prey perfect. It’s up to a brave girl who makes bad decisions to solve the case. she is also pregnant, and she is not sure if the baby is from the vampire or from a vampire hunter. And Adderall is like Popeye’s spinach, and she uses it to help her solve the crime.
I need an idea for a writer/author tattoo? I am so in love with tattoos and writing. I’ve been published before on poetry and articles, but now I’m trying out a book. that’s my biggest goal. I want something that when I look at it reminds me to get up and write. stop leaving it for tomorrow. and a tattoo is the perfect way to do it, and it lets people know more about me. any ideas?
gets a porcupine, but instead of quills, it has penises sticking out everywhere (I call this “porn-u-pine”). for each chapter you write, you can cover up one of the penises. until you finish your book, you will have a cock covered rodent in your body.
okay, I love to read. My parents won’t let me buy books.? that means I have to read the children’s books. i’m not doing that too i’m a computer geek. are there anyway cheap books to buy for teens or free books on the computer or something?
there is a building in your city called “library”. I know it doesn’t have the word “book” in the name, but believe me, there are books inside. You give them some information, they give you a plastic card, and then when you want to take the books home, you show them the plastic card. you have to bring the books back, but here’s the trick: you use the time between taking the books home and bringing them in to read them. free.
how do i create my own voice when i write?
Did you ever see the pioneers? movie with heather graham she was a little girl at it, and she was doing the best she could, but when she was in scenes with her father from her movie, who had a Swedish accent, she got it. when her father was not on the scene, she dropped it. Heather Graham didn’t have enough practice to know when she was doing it and when she wasn’t.
Beginning writers have a voice, they just don’t know when they’re getting away from their voice. experienced writers know and correct the course immediately. That is the only difference. It’s not about developing a voice, it’s about being consistent with what you have. that comes with practice.
why do i hate books???????????????? my parents piss me off to read them. I tried to read novels, of all kinds. but all of them were boring. probably because the books are boring. some of us like boring stuff, but anyone who says books are boring is 100% correct.
If your parents want you to read more, I’ll give you two options:
- Get some poetry books from the adult section of the library. small, thin. all you have to do is read a couple of poems from each book and talk about them a bit. It’s not like your parents can ask you about the plot or the characters or whatever.
- read stephen king’s long road. as stated above, it is the best book ever. At least when you’re done you’ll know for sure if you like the books or not.
Is there a difference between a novelist and an author?
Novelists talk about how hard it is to write. authors get paid.
would you read my book? I am writing a novel, but I feel that the plot is too strange and confusing. basically, one of the states got something that all the other states wanted, and the other states started a war over it. the government, trying to bring order, installed a 50-foot wall around each state. then they assigned each state a job (such as agriculture or electronics). you know, to show that all states need each other. but because the jobs were so specific, like medicine, technology, weather, etc., the states fell into poverty.
this is a stupid idea. Which I don’t want you to take as a “no.” stupid ideas, well done, are fantastic. if you treat it like a stupid idea, like the book wrecker, i would absolutely read it.
I have this character in my story that doesn’t have a name. Okay, so he has dyed black hair, a nose piercing, and a vine tattoo on his shoulder. she is bad. she doesn’t like her, snobbish, bitchy, bad, but bad for no reason other than that she’s bored and thinks of something clever or sarcastic to say. she wears mostly black, but she has a sexier edge to it. Thanks in advance! -cat
The irony of someone named “cat” asking this question is just *chef’s kiss*
are writers allowed to create new places in towns that already exist? aid!!!? Can I as a writer create a new place in, say, Boston or San Francisco that doesn’t exist? thanks :d
I rarely say this, but based on the stupidity of this question, I’d rather you didn’t write a book.
this sentence is correct: he did not realize that his sexual desire had reached the highest point of his life.
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Nope. I’m pretty sure when someone gets to the horniest part of her life to date, she’s furious, painfully aware.
I really enjoy writing, but I’ve always considered it more of a hobby because I see it as similar to artistic careers, which I associate with a “starving artist” type of profession and that’s not attractive at all. I just don’t want to be directionless and broke all the time. Writing would give me happiness, but I also need stability and security. where do i start
Let me give you the adult version of “do what you love and you will never work a day in your life”: “do what you can tolerate, that brings you to the brink of boiling, and that other people will pay you, and that Combined with a little luck, it could see you reach 65 without walking into a coat closet in your rental apartment and putting a gun in your mouth.This life path will leave you with a marginal amount of time to pursue your goals. dreams, as long as you don’t ruin it by having a kid, a house, a pet, or a fairly expensive collection.”
what is your schedule for nanowrimo?
October 25: oh yeah. should do that this year. this time for real. November 1st: I hit my word count! November 2: almost, no problem, you get it back tomorrow. Nov 17: Damn I forgot I was doing that. Nov 20 – Well, I’ll still finish the project. there is no point in letting it go to waste. Dec 12: Wait, what was I writing?
do you write down your books while you read them? do you know what i found out? If smart readers annotate books, why would there be books without annotations on the used book market? they are not smart
I’m currently reading a book called Jurassic War by Charles Hinton, and in it a dinosaur zoo/dinosaur meatpacking plant has a jailbreak, and thousands of dinosaurs start killing people. One soldier is fighting dinosaurs, pulls the pin on a grenade, gets chomped and swallowed by a T-Rex, then the grenade explodes inside the dinosaur, blasting it to pieces. I’m taking copious notes in this book. It’s the only way to reconcile the dumbest book I’ve read in a very long time.
was william shakespeare really a homosexual as expected?
speculation about harry styles sexuality is a bullshit gossip blog. speculation about shakespeare’s sexuality is scholarship.
I find this question boring because shakespeare wrote so much shit that there’s a line or two to absolutely back up any theory you might have about him, and there’s another line to refute that one, and we could do this all day.
The most interesting story I came across when researching this question was that sodomy was super illegal in shakespeare’s day, and sodomy covered a man standing on a balcony, putting his penis in some wine and then splashing the came to the spectators, an act that resulted in his execution. my english teacher told me these shakespeare people knew how to party, but kill a guy for spilling some dick wine on a crowd of onlookers? seems tense.
can you throw a book? I know this sounds trivial, but I realize I can’t throw a book away. once I finish a book and I no longer have room for it, I just can’t throw it away. it is like destroying or discarding knowledge.
I’d like to start a service where I throw away books for people, like some kind of book-based hit man. I travel across the country, you leave the door open and when you get home from work, your unwanted books are gone. I will take an apprentice under my wing, though he will eventually betray me. I will fall in love with a woman who is a hoarder of rare books. we will fight in her library while she burns around us. will have to choose between her lover and her books. It’s not going to be an easy life, but few lives are easy these days.
I’m writing a book and I need to know if this is a good way to start it. Please be brutally honest: Jimmy Sedgwick sat on the sand, running his fingers over the rough terrain, looking up at his castle. the castle of him high towers dominated the sky
never start with a name. And if you have to, don’t start with the name Jimmy.
get a carnival of snacks: diaries (2003-2020) by david sedaris at bookshop or amazon
get jurassic war by charles hinton on amazon
get license to love by gina robinson on amazon
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